Reasons why it’s awesome to be single

I’d been in a relationship for over four years and I now find myself nearly single. With each day that passes, I’ve found myself discovering it’s actually ok being single.

What’s so great about being single?

  1. If you want to do something, you can do it. Want to buy a giant house bunny? Yes please
  2. There’s no one to worry about, but yourself
  3. Fancy a spontenous weekend abroad?
  4. Out at a party and want to stay out late? Yup, that I will
  5. You can take time to learn what makes me happy
  6. You can watch what you want on TV. No arguing over that fact that he wants to watch some macho film or trying to convince him you want to watch a Rom com
  7. What takeaway do you want to get? Whatever the hell you want!
  8. You have more time to spend with friends and family
  9. The only laundry you have to worry about doing is yours. No more thinking, oh no, he’s going to run out of boxers!
  10. You only have to worry about your own mess. Bundle of clothes on the floor? Washing up is piling up? Oh well.
  11. You can slob out as much as you like. Want to lay in bed watching Netflix, cookie crumbs all over you and farting? Go for it
  12. Farting and burping as much as you like
  13. You grow independence
  14. If you don’t want to shave, you don’t have to
  15. You can spoil yourself and not have to explain why it’s super noodles for the next month because you bought a PS4
  16. You get the whole bed to yourself
  17. Not having to worry about feeding someone else when you go food shopping
  18. No more worrying about what to get him for his birthday or planning the day
  19. Add Christmas, Valentines and Annniversaries to that. Oh and Steak and Blowjob day for those who celebrate
  20. On the subject of Christmas, there’s no need to plan how you’re going to see everyones family
  21. Not having to watch Sports, video games or anything else you don’t enjoy
  22. Listening to music you like. Katy Perry on full volume please!
  23. Discovering you don’t need to be in a relationship to be happy
  24. Constantly checking in with someone to make sure everything is ok or to tell them if you popped to the shop after work
  25. Having a bath all to yourself
  26. No more drama, like arguing over the fact that he hasn’t put the garage out again
  27. You can wear what you want out. Yes that latest trend may seem stupid, but I like it!
  28. Not having to wear sexy lingerie. Where’s my Bridget Jones pants?
  29. You can meet your sexual needs when you want to and you don’t have to worry about pleasing anyone else
  30. You don’t have to share food

The most important thing is, it’s ok to be single. Use this time to focus on yourself and do what makes you happy!

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