Hi there, my name is Jess and welcome to my little place on the internet!
I am here to share with you the weird and wonderful things that happen in my life.
I can be sarcastic, silly, crude, blonde and clumsy.
Oh and if you didn’t realise, I love giraffes.
I live in a quiet seaside town on the South East coast of England, with the cutest fluffiest cat, Smokey Joe.